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Do you think it’s a good idea, letting an Arab country take over our ports? This is like letting Bill Clinton be the manager of a Hooters. It’s not a good idea. – Jay Leno
The United Arab Emirates has agreed to give our ports back if we take Michael Jackson back. – Jay Leno
This story keeps getting crazier. President Bush now says he didn’t know about the Dubai port deal until after it was approved. Apparently this is part of the White House’s don’t ask him - don’t tell him policy. – Jay Leno
I believe him. Anytime President Bush tells you he didn’t know what was going on you’ve got to believe him. – Jay Leno
President Bush commented today on Hurricane Katrina. So apparently he just found out about that too. – Jay Leno
Dick Cheney is on vacation in Wyoming. He needs time to unwind and reload. – David Letterman
Happy President’s Day! Or as Hillary Clinton calls it “one of these days”.
Actually, one awkward moment today in Washington. During the 21 gun salute, Dick Cheney returned fire. – Jay Leno