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Here is just an unbelievable story. The White House has given permission for a company owned by the government of Dubai to run six U.S. ports including New York. Dubai is accused of helping to fund the September 11th attacks. And was one of only three countries to support the Taliban. Now they are going to run the port of New York. What’s next? Are we going to put Mexico in charge of immigration? – Jay Leno
What next? Are they going to put Dick Cheney in charge of gun safety? – Jay Leno
What a crowd. You sound like al Qaeda when they heard that Dubai was buying up U.S. ports. – Jay Leno
Let’s see what’s going on at the White House, a wholly owned subsidiary of the United Arab Emirates. – Jay Leno
That’s the big story, President Bush has okayed a deal to let the government of Dubai control six of our major ports - boy, first Dick Cheney shoots a guy in the face then president bush shoots himself in the foot. – Jay Leno
We’re turning over our ports to the Arabs. We can’t even turn Iraq over to the Arabs. – Jay Leno
In a newly released tape, Osama bin Laden says he won’t be captured alive and he’s not afraid of President Bush. He’s terrified of Dick Cheney he’s just not afraid of Bush. – Jay Leno
Dick Cheney is on vacation in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. So far he’s shot two skiers. – David Letterman