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Former Vice President Al Gore has gained 50 plus pounds. Friends say he is now two tons of no fun! – Conan O’Brien
Hillary Clinton called President Bush’s eavesdropping explanations “strange” and “far-fetched”. And if anyone has heard strange far-fetched explanations from a president, it’s Hillary Clinton. She knows what she is talking about. – Jay Leno
At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad, if the presidential election were held today, Al Gore would…still lose. – Jay Leno
Some sad news – NBC has cancelled the west wing. The NBC show “West Wing” has been cancelled. That’s when you know things are bad…when even fictional Democrats aren’t doing well. Can’t even get elected on TV anymore. – Jay Leno
The Bush administration is asking Google to turn over all its records in a porn investigation. They want to know who has been using Google to look up porn. So you know what that means, we are all going to jail. – Jay Leno
Hillary Clinton said in her speech that the Bush White House is one of the worst in history. President Bush was furious. He said, “I was not the worst in history, I was the worst in math and science. I just wasn’t very good in history.” – Jay Leno
“Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about how you shouldn’t chop down trees to make a book that no one will read.” –Conan O’Brien
“It was reported yesterday that Florida Gov. Jeb Bush reads three newspapers a day. Well, actually, he reads them to his brother George.” –Jay Leno