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“I was coming to work this morning, and they’re playing Christmas music on the radio, and they were playing that song, “He knows when you’ve been sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows when you’ve been bad or good …” So apparently Santa works for the National Security Agency.” –Jay Leno
“President Bush is trying to put the best spin he can on this eavesdropping scandal, like he said today: “This proves we have a government that listens to the people.” –Jay Leno
“Dick Cheney made a surprise visit to Iraq over the weekend. He met with the Iraqi prime minister who showed him his purple finger from the election. Then Cheney showed the Iraqi minister his purple fingers from bad circulation.” –Jay Leno
“That’s the big story, you know. President Bush and this whole domestic spying thing. Remember the good old days when the only thing you had to worry about on your phone were telemarketers.” –Jay Leno