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“Newsweek” magazine is reporting that president Bush called in the editor and publisher of the “New York Times” two weeks ago and demanded they stop publishing the article about him illegally eavesdropping and wiretapping people. Here’s my question. How did he know they were going to publish it? – Jay Leno
Dick Cheney has warned members of congress that the Patriot Act is set to expire in just ten days. Not only that, but parts of Dick Cheney are set to expire in ten days. – Conan O’Brien
Hillary Clinton visited President Bush last week in the White House. She was there measuring the drapes. – Jay Leno
“Time” has named former Presidents Bush and Clinton the partners of the year. These two are now so close they’re thinking about making a cowboy movie. – David Letterman
This week President Bush admitted the United States went to war in Iraq based on bad intelligence. But knowing what we know now, he says he would still do it again. At least we’re learning from our mistakes. – Jay Leno
Actually, the reaction President Bush got from accepting all the blame leading up to the Iraq war has been so good he’s now thinking of accepting blame for the economy, Hurricane Katrina, and NBC’s fall lineup. – Jay Leno