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They say that Abraham Lincoln cemented the idea of a National Day of Thanksgiving during the Civil War. To get peoples minds off all the political strife and division brought about by war. Thank God those days are gone forever. – Jay Leno
Yesterday President Bush officially pardoned the White House turkey. Then after he pardoned the turkey he appointed it the new head of FEMA. – Jay Leno
According to a new report out of England, President Bush made plans to bomb the al-Jazeera TV network, but was met with disagreement. By Dick Cheney, who wanted to bomb CNN instead. – Jay Leno
John Kerry has been picked for jury duty. He was elected foreman. Well, after two weeks of campaigning and spending $12 million of his wife’s money. He got it! – Jay Leno
In an interview in “GQ”, rap artist 50 Cent says he is a big fan of President Bush…this increases President Bush’s approval rating among African Americans to one. – Jay Leno
Vice President Dick Cheney said he is particularly upset when critics say they lied us into the war. I say fine. Just lie us back out and we’ll call it even. How about that? – Jay Leno
President Clinton said the other day that pulling out of Iraq would be a mistake. His exact words were, “Pulling out would be a mistake…” and you can finish the rest of the joke yourself. Conan O’Brien
Yesterday, President Bush had an embarrassing moment after holding a press conference in China. He tried to leave the room but the doors he was pulling on were locked. Once again, no exit strategy. – Jay Leno