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Yesterday in Washington, President Bush paid a visit to a hydrogen fueling station. He said hydrogen will provide the power for our automobiles in the future. I’m not sure President Bush really understands hydrogen. Like he kept taking a hit off the pump to see if it would make him talk funny. – Jay Leno
Today President Bush met with Palestinian President Abbas. There was one embarrassing moment when he said to Abbas “I loved your song Dancing Queen.” – Jay Leno
The word is Dick Cheney is thinking of running for president in 2008. He’s already come up with a pretty catchy slogan “the pulse stops here.” – Jay Leno
You know what’s interesting? Cheney was the commencement speaker at Auburn University this past week where he told graduates that he actually dropped out of Yale. He quit Yale. Do you know what that means? President Bush is the smart one. – Jay Leno
Nobody is still sure who took those photos of Saddam Hussein in his underwear. All we know is that photos were taken in an “undisclosed location”. You know what this means? Maybe Dick Cheney probably took them. – Jay Leno
“The owner of an Italian restaurant may sue Bill Clinton for failing to show up. Clinton made a reservation for eighteen people and didn’t show up. The owner was very disappointed. And you thought he was disappointed, what about the poor girl waiting under the table for Bill? She was waiting there all night long.” –Jay Leno
“The U.S. Army has a new program that will allow soldiers to leave the service a couple years before their full four year contract is up. They can leave early. This is based on a plan developed by President Bush when he was in the National Guard.” –Jay Leno
“The Senate finally reached a compromise to allow President Bush’s candidates to be voted on without a filibuster. In a related story President Bush still thinks a filibuster is a chocolate-covered peanut bar.” –Conan O’Brien