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According to a new poll First Lady Laura Bush’s approval ratings are at 80%. Her husband’s are now at 47%. When Laura heard this she said, “It’s like our grades in college.” Conan O’Brien
Have you heard the news? Elton John, our good friend Elton John, announced he will be getting married later this year. I don’t think President Bush knows Elton John. Like today He said, “Hey congratulations! Who’s the lucky gal?” – Jay Leno
I was reading about our new pope. The new pope, Pope Benedict the 16th said that he prayed he would not get elected. And today Hillary called the Pope and said, “Hey can you pray for me in 2008?” – Jay Leno
“Bush was briefly moved to an underground bunker when an aircraft entered restricted airspace over Washington. … A false alarm — it was just Tom DeLay on another free trip paid for by lobbyists.” –Jay Leno