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President Bush is still in Europe. He brought along a team of interpreters with him…you know, just like he does when he travels across America. – Jay Leno
President Bush denying reports that he has plans to invade Iran. Oh, we’ll invade all right, we just don’t have any plans. Just like the Iraqi thing. We’ll figure it out when we get there. – Jay Leno
Actually President Bush has had a great trip to Europe. He wanted to stay longer but with the falling dollar we can’t afford it. – Jay Leno
Today President Bush had a meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin. The meeting had two translators, and they still had a rough time. Mainly trying to figure out the translation for “okie dokie”. – Conan O’Brien
As you know President Bush is on a tour of Europe. He says he’s hoping to see the whole country. – Jay Leno