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Well of course the big story is - Iraqis are voting worldwide absentee ballot in this Sunday’s election. They’re voting here in the United States, they’re voting in France, they’re voting in Australia… the only place they’re not voting - Iraq. - Jay Leno
I don’t think a lot of people are going to be wearing those “I voted” stickers. - Jay Leno
Some Iraqi politicians are telling voters if they don’t vote for them, they’ll go to hell. Boy, imagine trying to use your religion to get votes. Thank God politicians in this country don’t try that type of thing, huh? - Jay Leno
Earlier today, on her second day on the job, secretary of state Condoleezza Rice named Barbara Boxer, Ambassador to Fallujah. I didn’t quite understand what that was about. - Jay Leno
A federal appeals court reinstated a lawsuit filed by two teenagers against McDonald’s for making them fat. McDonald’s made the kids fat! The court said McDonald’s may have violated New York’s consumer protection act by not telling people what’s in their food. What’s in the food? We’re talking about McNuggets here! Even McDonald’s doesn’t know what’s in those things. No one knows what’s in a McNugget. - Jay Leno
Anheuser-Busch has come out with a new beer with caffeine in it. What was the thinking was there? “You know Phil, we could sell more beer if there was just a way to keep drunk guys from passing out…hey wait a minute!” - Jay Leno
Researchers at USC report that foreign immigration to California will slow down over the next 25 years. Of course it will slow down. You think that’s because maybe everybody is already here. - Jay Leno
In his autobiography, Englebert Humperdink claims he cheated with over 3000 women and his wife of over 40 years is fine with it, because she said it was less work for her. And today Bill Clinton got an autographed copy of the book for Hillary. - Jay Leno