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Over in the Ukrainian officials have declared a winner in the presidential election but now the European Union says no the results are illegitimate. See the giveaway was when the new President Viktor W. Yanukovych thanked his brother “Jeb” Yanukovych. – Jay Leno
Pope John Paul said he’s worried about the declining number of priests in the United States. On the other hand it shows that our justice system is working. – Jay Leno
The White House Christmas Tree today submitted its resignation. – David Letterman
President Bush today called for Americans to do more volunteer work. For example – National Guard service. – David Letterman