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“The other night on ABC’s World News Tonight, Charles Gibson said that Condoleezza Rice is so in sync with the President that she can finish his sentences. That’s really amazing when you realize even Bush can’t do that.” – Jay Leno
“According to the New York Daily News, Colin Powell, as Secretary of State, had urinals removed that were in the women’s restrooms at the State Department. There were urinals in there and all the women like him because he had them removed. Which is funny because when Janet Reno was Attorney General at the Justice Department, she had the urinals put in.” – Jay Leno
“Here’s a sign of the times… A video company is coming out with porn that features only married couples having sex. See that’s when you know the Republicans have won. When we have married porn.” – Jay Leno